The Third Wheel: Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 7

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Book: The Third Wheel: Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 7

Author: Jeff Kinney 

Publisher: Amulet Books, 2012

ISBN-13: 978-1419705847

ISBN-10: 1419705849

Related website: www.wimpykid.com (series), www.amuletbooks.com (publisher)

Language level: 2

(1=nothing objectionable; 2=common euphemisms and/or childish slang terms; 3=some cursing or profanity; 4=a lot of cursing or profanity; 5=obscenity and/or vulgarity)

Reading level: Ages 8 and up

Rating: 2 stars (POOR)

Reviewed by Wayne S. Walker

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     Kinney, Jeff.   The Third Wheel: Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 7 (published in 2012 by Amulet Books, an imprint of Abrams, 115 W. 18th St., New York City, NY  10011).  Oh, dear!  Another “Wimpy Kid” book.  Will they ever end, or will we follow Greg Heffley all the way to the nursing home?  I actually asked the publisher not to send me any more of these books because I really don’t like them, but I am a book reviewer, so they send them anyway.  I realize that they are immensely popular with many children and that some critics have praised them to the highest heavens as being truly in tune with the problems and angst of the modern middle school student.  This may be part of the reason why they simply don’t appeal to me whatever.  I was in “middle school” (we called it upper elementary and junior high then) back in the 1960s, so the events and feelings of Greg are very far removed from my own experiences.  Furthermore, the things described in the book are exactly the kinds of negative public-school related experiences from which Christian parents who homeschool wish to shelter their children.

     In The Third Wheel, Greg, who I believe is just in either seventh or eighth grade now, is really concerned about not having a girlfriend, especially with the upcoming Valentine’s Day Dance.  This may seem strange to a lot of folks, but at one time nearly all religious people opposed mixed dancing, and there are still a few of us around today.  These kids are but twelve or thirteen, yet there is a lot of talk about getting a date and how to go about it.  This is only middle school, yet Greg says, “It’s hard to keep track of who has gone out with who in my school,” one boy boasts “that he’s kissed a bunch of different girls in my grade,” and one couple has “been going out…since the fifth grade.”  Whatever happened to protecting the innocence and purity of children rather than pushing them into sexualized situations at earlier and earlier ages?  I guess that this is what disturbs me most about these Wimpy Kid books, especially since they’re marketed to children as young as eight.

     In addition to the dancing and the dating, there are references to other such wonderfully educational experiences in school that leave such pleasant memories as kids having toilet paper fights, people making obnoxious noises at a fellow named Bryan Buttsey, and guys getting “pantsed.”  Also, Greg’s Uncle Gary has been married four times, spends what money he has on scratch lottery tickets at the convenience store, and is addicted to a virtual-world computer game—a really great role model!  Thankfully, the language is not too bad, with only a couple of common euphemisms (heck, dang it), although Greg does use the expression, “God knows what else.”  There may actually be some real humor somewhere in the story, but it’s completely lost on me.  Admittedly, young people could be reading worse, but they could certainly read a lot better.  So far as I can tell, there is simply nothing in the Wimpy Kid  books that would be of any interest to godly people.

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3 Responses to The Third Wheel: Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 7

  1. Jeness McConnaughhay says:

    I agree wholeheartedly with your review. These books have annoyed me since they first came out.

  2. Sharron McAfee says:

    I have never read any of the wimpy kid books nor have my kids as far as I know. As you have described this book, I would say you are right on target with your analysis. It is sad that our society encourages risque behavior in kids at a time when they should still be innocent. I appreciate your taking the time to read things like this so now I know there is never any need of any of us wasting our time with it:)

  3. Amelia Abell says:

    I don’t know whether others have written you on this but personally I have a strong aversion to books of this type. Another series that comes to mind is Junie B. Jones (think that’s how it’s spelled). My youngest two did try a book or two from the Wimpy series but I nixed them after that. It’s the same with some of the Disney movies that have coarse humor (body noises, rudeness and the like). How can we expect our children to appreciate the finer things or develop intellectual sensitivity when we expose them to such cheap and crude stories? As you stated, that’s why we have chosen to keep our children out of the public school system. I hope you will continue to witness to what is good and wholesome reading for all of us. God bless your efforts!

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